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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 18:34
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No way
Unacceptable again!
How do I change a truck’s engine oil?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
The Largest Black Hole Jet Ever Found Is 3 Times the Size of the Milky Way - The Daily Galaxy
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
How is sex with a woman for gay men?
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Then came..
What are some uses for cucumbers other than eating them plain or in salads?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do people ask stupid questions on Quora when they instead could ask ChatGPT?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
A father of 3 felt healthy. Then a routine screening found a rare, deadly illness. - CBS News
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Measles Case: Visitors To Mahopac Restaurant May Have Been Exposed, Officials Warn - dailyvoice.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
How can I plan a zero-waste vacation without compromising on comfort?
share office space ...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes